I am a poker CHAMPION! The past couple of nights I've been playing in free tournaments in poker games online. Jake got me started. I'd played casually before, but always went out very quickly - a matter of minutes. This week the first time I played I stayed in the game for over an hour and a half, placing around the 500 mark out of 6000 entrants! Top 10%! Not too shabby! Feeling confident, I played again the next night and placed 49th out of 6000! I won $2! Two real dollars! I gave one dollar to Jake who played Black Jack with it - lost it in one hand, too bad. My dollar I took to a money tournament that cost one dollar to sign up. There were 119 entrants and I came in FOURTH!!! I WON $11.30!!! I was so excited. Unreal. I-I-I-I am the CHAMMMPionnn my frie-ends.... and I-I-I'll keep on FIGHTING till the end bum ba bum...
Not to worry, I won't let this winning go to my head, and when I'm rich and famous, I'll still remember all you little people as you supported my journey to the top. HAHA! Who knew $11 would unleash such a glorious fantacy?
1 comment:
Pssst.... Ms. Card Counting Shark.... 500 out of 6000 is top 10%, not 1%.... it's a typo, right? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. :)
Congratulations on your winnings, too. Don't let it go to your head or anything. :)
C.
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